Phloatin Highbrow

say: Ahoy there. [sailor]!

say: What do you mean?! After all that time you spent sailing to Erudin you have to be a sailor by now.

say: Hey! I'm trying to enjoy myself here. Now take yourself and the dead rat in your mouth outta here.

say: Ha! The closest you will get to tonic is in the library. That's assuming you know how to spell tonic. Bwaha ha! When you see the bookworm give her a KISS for me! HAHA!!