Hendi Mrubble

say: "Why. hello there!! Welcome to the Church of Mischief. I am Hendi Mrubble. The 'R' is silent. I am the resident healer of the church. so if you are in [need of healing]. or want me to [cure poison] or [cure disease]. let me know. If you've got a touch of the crazy brain. I can't do a thing for you."

say: "Hmmm. I would love to help you with that. but you will have to make a donation to the temple. The Guardians asked me to charge one of the Rivervale piranha teeth."

say: "Eeww!! Careful. don't touch Hendi. I figured there must have been something not quite right about you. Well, now. before we can cast the disease from your body you will have to make a little donation of one gold for the service and eight gold to disinfect this place. That would be 10 total!! Let's see it."

say: "Cure poison. eh? Before we do that. you must fetch me three bixie stingers."

say: "May the swift and silent spirit of Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane smile upon your frail soul."

say: "May the swift and silent spirit of Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane smile upon your frail soul."

say: "May the swift and silent spirit of Fizzlethorpe Bristlebane smile upon your frail soul."

say: "Oh. hi. Listen. um.. <name>. was it? Listen. pal. I really don't have time for the friendly-friendly. so why don't you just move on?"

say: "You need to prove your dedication to our cause before I can discuss such matters with you."

say: "Dishwasher, huh? You must not mind getting your feet wet then, huh? Well, I do have a job for you. It seems one of our younger employees got a little nevous around a Deputy and ditched his um.. recent purchase into the river. We sent the fool after it but ol' [Chomper] got him. He said he had dropped it off the docks but the currents might have moved it from there. It should be in an old pouch. Return the merchandise to me. Well? Get going!"

say: "Chomper is a big, mean ol' fish. He looks like a normal fish, but a little bigger, and boy, oh boy, is he mean!"

say: "What is this? The pouch is empty! Where is the Ruby?! What do you mean you don't have it? Oh no. I bet [Chomper] swallowed it! Get it back and bring it to me."

→ Faction Deeppockets +5

→ Faction Circle of Unseen Hands +5

→ Faction Merchants of Rivervale -5

→ Faction Coalition of Tradefolk Underground +5

→ Faction Carson McCabe +5

→ Experience: 500

→ Cash: 2,0,0,0

say: "You found it! Heh. Good thing you brought it back bub. This thing isn't priceless, its worthless but at least you proved you are loyal. Poor ol' Chomper.."

→ Faction Deeppockets +10

→ Faction Circle of Unseen Hands +10

→ Faction Merchants of Rivervale -10

→ Faction Coalition of Tradefolk Underground +10

→ Faction Carson McCabe +10

→ Experience: 1,000